Showing posts with label ★☆☆☆☆. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ★☆☆☆☆. Show all posts

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Act of Valour ★☆☆☆☆

Featuring a cast of active-duty Navy SEALs and based on 'real life acts of valour', former film stuntmen Mike McCoy and Scott Waugh's 2012 directorial debut Act of Valour is an adrenaline-soaked action adventure fuelled on tired clichés and a simplistic grasp of world politics - a banal and incredibly manipulative piece of military recruitment with all the charm and charisma of an 18th century press gang.

The assassination of an US Ambassador in the Philippines illuminates a potentially devastating plot to undermine the integrity of America's democracy. The extent of these activities isn't truly understood until a team of highly trained Navy SEALs rescue an informant from a heavily guarded terrorist base. What they discover is every honest American's nightmare scenario – with a team of corrupt Russian arms dealers in cahoots with Muslim extremists to use the secret tunnels built by the Mexican drug cartels to smuggle suicide bombers into America. The SEALs must then navigate through a treacherous series of shoot-outs, nautical assaults and dodgy European accents if they're to save their country from the duel threat of 'terror and tyranny'.

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It's the film's unabashed call to arms which is perhaps the most repulsive element of Act of Valour, with the film's atrocious reliance on the popularity of video games only match by its ideological depravity. From its pre-deployment beach party where we're introduced to these elite soldiers and informed of their tragic pasts and previously directionless lives (one was a shelf stacker whilst another was found 'dirt poor' in Trinidad) this heavy handed depiction of the army as a redemptive and educational career choice becomes painful to endure. If it wasn't for the film's complete lack of subtly then it might have been considered a dangerous piece of governmental propaganda, luckily though even the most impressionable minds should be able to see past Act of Valour's aspirations to be a clever piece of promotional filmmaking for the continued army recruitment drive for the ongoing battle against terror.

With an ethical code evolved from a foreign policy built on fear and paranoia, watching Act of Valour's Seal’s defend such stalwart American ideals as freedom and democracy is a hilarious, yet often painful experience. With its villains perceived as little more than the same stereotypical, one dimensional malevolent enemies of liberty and independence we've been subjected to time and time again, it becomes easier to see why America's foreign policy is often viewed with such contempt across the globe.

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Bel Ami ★☆☆☆☆

 
Boasting an ensemble cast which includes Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci, Kristin Scott Thomas and Robert Pattinson, Declan Donnellan and Nick Omerod's Bel Ami (2012) attempts to combine the sumptuous settings and period sensibilities of Guy de Maupassant's original novel with a slice of contemporary drama - sadly culminating in an abysmal experiment that lacks any of the lavish charm of it source material.

Set in turn-of-the-century Paris, Bel Ami chronicles Georges Duroy's (Pattinson) ascent from an impoverished ex-soldier to perhaps the most successful man in France. After a chance encounter with an old army college, Georges finds himself working for a prestigious Parisian newspaper. Whilst his prowess with the pen may lack the verbose approach of his contemporaries, his ability to manipulate the wives of these powerful men soon sees him at the pinnacle of this socioeconomic ladder - with his powers of seduction leaving a trail of destruction and heartbreak behind him.

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Thursday, 1 March 2012

Project X ★☆☆☆☆


From producer Todd Phillips (The Hangover [2009], Old School [2003]) and first time director Nima Nourizadeh, Project X (2012) is a found footage-style examination of high school culture that successfully manages to sink to the lowest depths of entertainment.

The moment Project X's destructive catalyst Costa (Oliver Cooper) declares to the camera during the film's opening scene that he's going to 'get his dick wet' we know what type of humour we're about to become subjected to. He's organising a 'game changing' house party for his incredibly uncool friend Thomas' birthday (Thomas Mann) - conveniently having the whole event filmed as an additional gift. Thomas' parent are away celebrating their anniversary, leaving their apparent 'loser' of a son home alone for the weekend. What transpires is a monumental party that any ageing rock star would be pleased to call their own. However, things soon escalate out of control, with Thomas's party falling into chaos at a rate only match by the film's rapid descent into a loathsome collection of increasingly inane jokes and set pieces.
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Monday, 20 February 2012

Friends After 3.11 ★☆☆☆☆


 In March 2011, Japan was struck by a catastrophic earthquake, with the devastating tsunami that followed causing a meltdown at the Fukushima nuclear power station that sent ripples of discontent throughout the country. Director Iwai Shunji's Friends after 3.11 (2011) is a deeply personal documentary which uses the statements of some of his closest friends to express the views of a society in a state of political despondency.

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Friday, 28 October 2011

Target ★☆☆☆☆


"overly-complicated, hideously long and mind numbingly incoherent"
Russian cinema has a long and rich history of producing exceptional sci-fi movies. From the pioneering silent films of  Protazanov and Zhuravlyov, to the deeply philosophical films of Tarkovsky and Lopishansky, Russia has always used this speculative science based genre to comment on social issues rather than merely forms of escapism. Alexander Zeldovich's Target (Mishen, 2011) attempts to continue this tradition with his heavily stylised and hugely ambitious disquisition of greed, mortality and natural human behaviour.

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Thursday, 6 October 2011

Johnny English Reborn ★☆☆☆☆


"more often than not the script’s slap-stick humour fails to hit the target"

It was 2003 when Rowan Atkinson first entered the world of government agents and espionage as Johnny English, a jovial and light-hearted parody of the James Bond franchise. It seems strange then that it’s only now we’re being presented with a follow-up, with Johnny English Reborn perhaps one of the most unlikely of sequels to materialise over recent years. 



Thursday, 22 September 2011

Soul Surfer ★☆☆☆☆


"Soul Surfer's disturbingly simplistic and sanctimonious direction dilutes the genuinely interesting, real-life events into little more than Christian propaganda"

Sean McNamara's Soul Surfer (2011) stars Anna Sophia Robb as real-life surfer Bethany Hamilton, brought into the world by two beach bum parents (played by Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt) and inheriting their passion for the sport. Bethany is described as a child with "salt water in her veins", but when a devastating Great White Shark attack (resulting in the loss of her left arm) threatens to destroy her dreams of becoming a pro, she has to rely on her faith to see her through.

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Friday, 19 August 2011

Conan the Barbarian 3D ★☆☆☆☆



It’s officially blockbuster season, and forcible attempting to be this year’s biggest box office success is Conan the Barbarian 3D, swinging and punching its brand of ultra stylized violence into the subconscious of those un-familiar with the rich mythological history which accompanies the film. Conan is a no holds barred, action adventure whose purported brutal approach to entertainment has left many foaming at the mouth in anticipation.


Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon ★☆☆☆☆



Music documentaries are often seen as an incredibly subjective strand of filmmaking. However, there have been occasions when the genre has managed to produce films which overcome the potentially alienating trappings of their subject matter and attract a wider audience than just those who religiously buy the records of the bands being distastefully thrust in front of the camera in order to acquire more royalties 

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Law & More Reviews 2009-2010



Here are a collection of my movie reviews for the entertainment section of the 'Law&More' Website. Whats that, you've never heard of it? Well then you'll understand why some of these reviews are far more glowing than they deserve to be. A site like 'Law&More' really can't afford to lose review screenings and so there is an element of rose tinted view points in a couple of these review.